'The Mirror'

Seriously, I sometimes wonder, who has invented this thing called
“the mirror”.

This is an item which should be thrown out of every household.
It would save us a lot of precious time.
The amount of time one spend in front of the mirror is enormous!
Each girl or vain male, would spend at least 15 minutes inspecting themselves in front of the mirror in the bathroom.
Looking thoroughly at each vein, blemish, panau, teeth, their hair before washing, tons of imaginary fats & blah blah blah...

Another 1/2 hour will be spent looking at themselves while searching for the best outfit.

Further to that, another 1/2 hour is spent poking at all the zits on their faces.. in which after, the makeup session begins.
Mind you, guys do makeup nowadays..
That of course would take God knows how long!

A final 5 minutes (at the very least), looking at oneself on a full length mirror, from head to toe.. to see if everything matches!

And if there isn’t a full length mirror available, more time would be spent trying to climb up a stool or anything high -
in which is to see the reflection of the bottom half of oneself. Then climbing down in a very quick motion to capture the top part as well.
And very swiftly, make a mental visualization combining both reflections (the top & bottom) one just saw.

And if one is still unsatisfied with how he/she looked, the same procedure would be repeated until satisfaction is obtained !!